Contacting prophets, because you clearly need a better answer to the meaning of life.

Prophet Directory:

• Bob Dylan (Music Prophets)
• Nostradamus (The Original Time Lord)
• Maya Banks (Prophetess of Finance)
• Jean-Jacques Rousseau (The Great Sage of Self-Reliance)

Don't bother contacting us, we're not really listening. Just send a carrier pigeon with a strongly worded letter.

Or, you know, just use our Ask The Prophet page.

See our union meeting minutes for more information.